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27.02.2008, 07:57
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Fragt ein Kuhfladen einen Mercedes A-Klasse "Was bissd'n Du?"
Sagt der Mercedes: "'n Auto!" Daraufhin der Kuhfladen: "Wenn Du 'n Auto bist, bin ich 'ne Pizza!"
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più.. 
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27.02.2008, 07:59
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und wenn wir schon beim Elchmobil sind....
Mercedes Benz ist es nun gelungen, für eine Entwicklungssumme von über einer halben Milliarde Euro ein Auto zu entwickeln, welches sich bei Gefahr auf den Rücken legt und tot stellt.... 
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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27.02.2008, 08:03
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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27.02.2008, 08:06
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Endlich ein schöner Mercedes
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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#667
28.02.2008, 09:52
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Im Büro sitzen sich zwei Beamte gegenüber:"Weisst Du wo mein Kugelschreiber ist?""Ja, hinter Deinem Ohr.""Mann, mach es nicht so kompliziert - hinter welchem?"
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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#668
28.02.2008, 10:01
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Ein Arzt stellt mitten in der Nacht fest, daß sein Keller unter Wasser steht.Sofort ruft er einen Klemptner an. Dieser weigert sich allerdings, zu dieserspäten Stunde noch zu kommen. Daraufhin wird der Arzt aufgebracht underklärt, daß er auch mitten in der Nacht kommen muß, wenner zu einem Notfall gerufen wird.Eine viertel Stunde später ist der Klempner da. Gemeinsam mit dem Arztbetritt er die Kellertreppe, die bereits zur Hälfte unter Wasser steht. DerKlemptner öffnet seine Tasche, holt zwei Dichtungsringe heraus, wirftdiese ins Wasser und sagt: "Wenn es bis morgen nicht besser ist, rufen Sie wieder an."
GrussQV
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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#669
29.02.2008, 14:50
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Ich MUSSTE euch den einfach posten
...ohne Worte... ich entschuldige mich bereits bei allen Musikern  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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06.03.2008, 10:16
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"This is just a great bass so I‘m very lucky to have it. Plus, not only do I have it but I got it for free because I‘m a big pompous rock-star. And, the richer you get, then they start giving you stuff for free. Like you really need it, right? Isn't that weird?" - Flea ..i Quadrifogli non crescono più..
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